Reader Email – Is There A Fake Stoolie Employee Running Around Florida?
Reader Email
Whats up Hank, so a guy by the name of Scott Morrison has been in contact with my girl over the last couple weeks saying he was just hired by “Barstool Florida” asking her if she wanted to work some events that were coming over the next few months. I’m an avid stoolie so I obviously know the general hatred of Florida and additionally pretty much all of the new hires are typically announced in some way or another with the move and all which is why I’m so skeptical of it. I attached a copy of the business card that he gave her and even that looks sketchy. We just want to know if the dude is legit because if he is he has said some extremely creepy shit to my girl, like borderline Nate stuff and if he isn’t it looks like there’s a Barstool imposter employee on the loose. Either way it’s #content and pretty funny. Doubtful you’ll get back to me on this but it’s be pretty cool if you did, viva.
Scott Morrison you sly dog son of a bitch. Just trying to get his beak wet using the Barstool name. I gotta be honest. I don’t hate it. In fact I kind of love it. I mean nothing says you arrived more than Bros pretending to be us to get laid. That’s when you know you’re the real fucking deal. Like “I’m a smut blogger for Barstool is the new “I played in the O”. Love it. So while I don’t hate this guys hustle I am gonna give a little tip to all the dummy girls out there. If the dude doesn’t have a barstool sports email address on his business card he’s a fake. Now for a little advice for the bros pretending to be us. Put a barstool email address on your business card. Adds a huge layer of credibility. Who cares if it’s fake? I mean if you’re gonna go through all the trouble to make the card with our real address don’t half ass it. You’ll be half way to Mexico by the time she figures it out.
PS – The best part of guys pretending to be us? Whenever we actually do something bad we can just say it wasn’t us and it was a dude pretending to be us. For example there is some Asian chick who despises me because she says I keep hitting her up for nudes and being super creepy. Once every 6-10 months she goes on social media and rants and raves about what a scumbag I am. I’ve never met her in my life. I literally have no clue who she is. But I love it because it’s a built in excuse for me when I am actually a scumbag. Just point the finger at the Scott Morrison’s of the world. So Godspeed Scott Morrison. Godspeed.